What Is Your Major Malfunction, Numbnuts?

Brickbat: What Is Your Major Malfunction, Numbnuts?:

An eighth-grade teacher at
Genoa-Kingston Middle School in Illinois ordered Michael McIntyre
to turn his T-shirt inside out or face suspension. She said the

Marine Corps T-shirt with interlocking rifles depicted on the
front violated the school dress code. When a local TV station asked
about the incident, Superintendent Joe Burgess said the T-shirt
does not violate any dress code and if the teacher had taken the
time to consult with the principal he would have told her that.