Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Patient Zero

Patient Zero:
Typically an asshole that spends between five and ten minutes talking to you before mentioning casually that he/she is sick. Causing you to wonder if you've now been infected by what this mouth breathing fuck stick has. Usually its just the common cold, but it could just as easily be ebola.


I can't come in today, fuckin' Patient Zero there got me sick yesterday when he was breathing all over the coffee cups."